THE ART OF ECONOMIC SUICIDE: HOW DONALD TRUMP IS SINGLEHANDEDLY BANKRUPTING AMERICA TO MAKE IT “GREAT AGAIN”

THE ART OF ECONOMIC SUICIDE: HOW DONALD TRUMP IS SINGLEHANDEDLY BANKRUPTING AMERICA TO MAKE IT “GREAT AGAIN”

By: AFRICA COMMAND CENTER™ | Strategic Satirical Dispatch

🧨 INTRODUCTION: WHEN IDEOLOGY TRUMPS INTELLIGENCE

In a world governed by interdependence, logistics, innovation, and rare minerals, one man believes he can bend global reality to his will like it’s a reality TV contract. That man is Donald J. Trump —a former game show host turned economic demolition expert.

Trump’s 2025 comeback is not a political event; it is a macroeconomic suicide note written in crayon and signed with a burger stain. His policies read like a love letter to 1950s isolationism, except it’s 2025, and the global economy no longer runs on cowboy hats and steel mills.

🛠️ CHAPTER I: ARROGANCE AS ECONOMIC STRATEGY

Trump’s economic doctrine can be summed up in one phrase: "If we can’t compete, we’ll just build a wall around the market."

His new 50% tariffs on key imports—especially copper, electronics, and minerals—are based on a toddler-level understanding of global trade:

“We’ll tax the hell out of imports and everyone will bring their factories back to Michigan.”

But here’s the punchline: America doesn’t even produce the raw materials necessary to “re-industrialize.”

• No cobalt? Africa.

• No lithium? South America.

• No rare earths? China.

• No cheap labor? The Global South.

Trump’s America is trying to build Teslas with steak knives and nationalism.

🧠 CHAPTER II: ECONOMIC DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR

Trump behaves as if he personally owns the American economy. He acts like CEOs will obey him because he shouts in capital letters on Truth Social. What he doesn’t understand is:

The U.S. government does not control the U.S. economy.

Corporations are not soldiers. They’re sharks. They follow profit, not flags. You don’t get to “re-shore” Apple’s iPhone production just because you slap a flag on a spreadsheet.

In fact, all Trump is doing is punishing consumers, destabilizing supply chains, and pushing industries to quietly relocate—just not to America.

💣 CHAPTER III: PROTECTIONISM WITHOUT PRODUCTION

Trump wants protectionism without production. It’s like trying to protect a unicorn that doesn’t exist.

He has no plan for:

• Mining the resources he just taxed.

• Training the workers he supposedly wants to employ.

• Incentivizing sustainable industrial innovation.

• Dealing with the inflation he’s fueling with tariffs.

You cannot revive industry without inputs. You cannot tax your way to prosperity. You cannot bark at the global economy and expect it to salute.

🧨 CHAPTER IV: INFLATION IS COMING, AND IT’S WEARING A MAGA HAT

Tariffs don’t just hurt exporters—they raise prices at home.

50% tariffs on copper? Enjoy your $6,000 washing machine.
Want to build affordable housing? Not with steel that costs more than the tenants.
EV revolution? Not without lithium you just scared away with your policy tantrums.

Inflation is not just an economic event under Trump. It’s a patriotic duty.

🎭 CHAPTER V: THEATER OF THE ABSURD

What Trump offers is not strategy. It’s economic cosplay.

He wants to look like a savior of the working class while handing billionaires tax cuts. He wants to scream “America First” while driving American companies into exile.

He’s a man trying to reboot World War II economics with 21st-century ignorance.

🪓 CHAPTER VI: THE SLOW BLEED OF NATIONAL RELEVANCE

Under Trump, the U.S. risks becoming:

• A consumer market without consumers.

• An industrial vision without industries.

• A military power without economic footing.

• A political force that nobody takes seriously anymore.

While China secures resources, while the Global South aligns, while Africa organizes its minerals into power blocs—Trump is playing economic checkers on a global chessboard.

📉 CHAPTER VII: THE COLLAPSE WILL BE TELEVISED

The tragedy of Trumpism isn’t that it’s dumb—it’s that it’s dangerously dumb.

He believes protection equals power.

He believes manufacturing equals greatness.

He believes nationalism equals sovereignty.

In reality:

• Protection without production is poverty.

• Manufacturing without materials is fantasy.

• Nationalism without global literacy is collapse.

🧾 CLOSING ARGUMENT: THE MAN WHO MADE AMERICA PAY FOR HIS EGO

Trump’s legacy won’t be a wall or a war.
It will be a generation of economic dysfunction, geopolitical isolation, and consumer punishment masquerading as patriotism.

He may yet get his wish: to be remembered as the man who made America “great”—in the same way that Rome was “great” right before it burned.

And in the ashes, the rest of the world will carry on, trading, building, evolving—without the clown show.

💬 Verdict:

Donald Trump isn’t an economic genius.
He’s not a disruptor.
He’s not even an innovator.

He’s just an old school rich man playing emperor with no empire.
A tinfoil economist.
A tariff-obsessed nostalgia addict.
And yes—he’s tonto.

🛰️ Javier Clemente Engonga™
President – Pan African Democratic Movement™
Founder – Digital Republic of Equatorial Guinea™  and House of Horus™
Publisher – World War News™
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